ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
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I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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