he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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