Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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