was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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