That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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