in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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