is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
this just has baby written all over it
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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