So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
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Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
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Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry