He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Send help, water and tortillas.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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