when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
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