My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
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alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
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last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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