everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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