Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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