whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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