Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
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He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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