Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i was born a porn star she said
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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