garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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