You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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