We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I just found a bag of teeth...
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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