My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
The air was thick with penises
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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