Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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