the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Holy sore nipples Batman
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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