Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I think I just shit out all my problems.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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