This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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