haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
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I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
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I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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