You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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