just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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