I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
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Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
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Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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