i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
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He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
We need to get me chipped asap
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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