I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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