I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
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Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
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So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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