You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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