its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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