I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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