I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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