This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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