i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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