VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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