can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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