Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
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You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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