I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
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The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
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This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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