awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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