this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
handjob tips. give me some.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Randomize
