Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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