College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
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I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
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sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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