why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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