My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
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we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Green mimosas i think yes
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
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At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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