So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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