my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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