Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Sacagawea was the original milf.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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