I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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