Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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