Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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