We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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